Maybe Blondes Really Do Have More Fun

I've declared 2008 -  the year of Lame, from lame duck President Bush, to lame ass gas prices that have forced me to cut back on necessities like new shoes and going out. I'm bringing my lunch to work now (which really sux... because I can't cook).  I'm blaming the Bear Market (since nobody wants to call it a recession) as one of the reasons for my lame dating... thus the blog. 

But I tell you who is experiencing the Bull of all markets, especially dating... My Best Friend... let's call her "Jenine".  She got a Blonde sew-in weave in January and has been the hot ticket ever since!    I'm not hating, it looks great, actually quite natural... if black women could grow blonde hair, she'd be Marilyn Monroe.  

But really, since this blonde transformation her dating stock has gone through the roof!  If she walked down the street in a group of three and the two other women were topless and she was fully clothed with the blonde hair.. she'd still get all of the attention!  Don't get me wrong, my best friend is a hot chick, blonde hair or not... but since freshman year of college has played the laid back roll... the "don't speak to me unless spoken to"  evil grill girl out of the crew.  So to witness dudes jumping over the bar to get next to her since the blonde weave is crazy to me. 

The Blonde Weave has to be better than Kanye's Workout Plan...

Since the Blonde Weave she has:

• - Reconnected with old boyfriends from 13 years ago

• - Gone out on fabulous dates with guys from college.... that she didn't even know back when we were in college

• - Regularly meeting (from her description) guys that are wonderful and she could see a future with. 

• - And rode a plane (just joking)

All of this coming from someone that hadn't seriously dated in 4 years.

Like I said, I'm not a bitter bitch.  I'm happy for her, just looking for the commodity that raises my stock since I'm having a Bear year.  I can't be blonde that's already taken.  Let's see where a Flaming Redhead takes me. 

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